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HAIRCULES

AND FARTICUS

MEATBALL MAYHEM

Saving the world is a dirty job. Someone’s gotta do it. Harrison Jones has a lot of hair and a dog that smells like a compost bin full of doom. When they discover the school lunch lady is a secret agent for S.N.O.R.E. (the Secret Network of Really Evil), they have to act fast. Alongside a tactical hamster and genius friends, Haircules and Farticus must stop a mind-control meatball attack before the entire school loses its brains. It’s a mission that smells like trouble and wet dog. Mostly wet dog.